9 December, 2025
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DR Congo has officially introduced new export conditions to keep a tighter grip on its cobalt — the mineral that powers phones, laptops, electric cars, and the entire tech industry.
And suddenly… Silicon Valley is SWEATING.
Because DR Congo basically told the world:
“If you want our cobalt… RESPECT US FIRST!”
In today’s 90-second comedy breakdown, Ted Makambo dives into:
- Why tech companies can’t function without Congolese cobalt
- How Apple, Tesla & EV companies are panicking
- DR Congo finally setting the rules and demanding VALUE at home
- The image of DR Congo as the “bouncer” of the global battery club
- Africans celebrating the shift in power: “We’re not just supplying the world… we’re CHARGING the world!”
This is African economic confidence + comedy — and it’s BEAUTIFUL to see.
This episode will CHARGE YOU UP!
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