TED CLIPS – DR Congo Tightens Grip on Cobalt… Silicon Valley Is Sweating!
BREAKING NEWS! DR Congo has announced NEW conditions for exporting cobalt. Yes o! DR Congo said: ‘If you want our cobalt… you must RESPECT US FIRST!
TED CLIPS – Kenya Calls the Diaspora Home… But Parents Said ‘BRING GIFTS!’
Kenya launches a diaspora tourism campaign — but African parents translate it into: “Come home… but also buy us iPhones, sneakers, pressure cookers, and gold chains.”
TED CLIPS – Japan Denies Wanting African Immigrants… But WhatsApp Already Said YES
Japan says they are NOT looking for more African immigrants…But African WhatsApp groups already approved 45,000 imaginary visas overnight! In today’s 90-second comedy episode, Ted Makambo breaks down how misinformation spreads faster than electricity after
TED CLIPS – The Real Rise of African Superheroes
BREAKING NEWS! People keep asking: ‘Ted, are African superheroes finally rising?’ And I’m like… ‘My brother, my sister — HAVE YOU SEEN AFRICA LATELY?
TED CLIPS – Americans Returning EVERYTHING After Black Friday
Black Friday is OVER… and now Americans are treating the return counter like the Olympics!
TED CLIPS – South Africa 73–0… Wales, Are You Okay?
South Africa has HUMILIATED Wales in Cardiff with a record-breaking 73–0 victory — and Ted Makambo is here to unpack the madness with jokes, commentary, and pure rugby chaos! Wales scored ZERO. South Africa scored